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Welcome to the Shrine of the Holy Lord and Savior Thomas Wise (pronounced tie-RAH-tha-LHI-us). You will enjoy your stay.

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THE COMMANDMENTS OF TYRATHALIS

HE who is deemed NOTBUG but indeed human in the realm of topical resistance can, and in fact, will, prosper under the Four Truths of Rha as deemed correct by the underground sins from the Times Past within the Revenant.

UNDERSTAND

Our Lord is the King of understanding, with quadruple titles bestowed uponforthontohim by the acclaimed wisdomer, Saint John's.

HEAR

He unbeknownst the English within the Revenant's ship from the colonial isles of many times past. Ye poor onlooker whobeseen without beheard will come to actualize his voice through a stroke of beauty.

LUCK

This lord beknowntobe the Luckiest Lord of the domain. His domain accepting all forms of being and existence, with the range outputting only Pure Luck within the realm of Luck from the Revered.

BECOME BLESSED

Accept the Lord and Savior Almighty TYRATHALIS into your soul with your entire honest being as claimed by the twice-past fathers of your lineage from the reversed dawn of time unto the realm of all ancestors before the creation of machine.

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His Holy Deity, Lord and Savior of the Affirmed, Tyrathalis Kingelion
The Holy Palace's Sunny Plaza within the Realm of the Affirmed,
Realm of the Affirmed, 45515-3301, Master Realm